May 2013
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homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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tobyissogaylike:
dimadamn:
having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION I HAVE EVER HEARD
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“It’s unbelievable how you can affect someone else so deeply and never know.”
– Susane Colasanti (via perfect)
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“Then does that mean that even though he loves her, he would still hurt and...”
– I Love Lee Tae Ri
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quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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“But sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people...”
– Mark Haddon (via durianquotes)
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“There is no justice in this world. It is all about power and money.”
– King Two Hearts
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mvtk42:
This is such a wonderful character: well-rounded, determined, realistic, and strong. ◡‿◡✿
I want to see what it takes to break them. ⊙‿⊙✿
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“I don’t understand me either. How do I throw away the precious opportunity...”
– Operation Proposal
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people-should-all-be-onions:
mydarlingangelgabriel:
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post
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“Remember this: I’m not the one who betrayed you, you’re the one who...”
– Goong
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craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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“If you close an eye because of what you’ve been through, eventually, you...”
– You’re the Best Lee Soon Shin
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I want to delete my facebook SOOOO BADDD ugh why do I need it!?! I hate my “friends” I don’t even talk to my actual friends on there - just a compulsive need to type in the site and then BAM I see people I generally dislike… uck I literally have 80% of the people hidden - should I make it 99%? 21st century bullshit…
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“People who seem stubborn have many weaknesses, who knows what they hide in their...”
– Goong S
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danceswithdoritos:
draemishs:
coolasacalliope:
thedoctorpottergames:
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
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“I’m not the only one suffering, I’m not the only one in pain. Even...”
– Protect the Boss
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Teachers can be bullies too.
super80sdemon:
fitfeelsbetterthanskinny:
dontstop-fitnessprincess:
I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught because it’s adults word over a child’s word.
THIS^^
Don’t get me started on my high school gym teacher…let’s just say I was singled out because I couldn’t swim.
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hausereiring:
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
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“What you can see is not always the truth.”
– Shining Inheritance
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catpun:
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
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“Are you crying now? Are the memories becoming more vivid? Do you want to see him...”
– A Gentleman’s Dignity
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scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
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bondoge:
i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself
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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
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“I haven’t lost to you and I am not running away either. You’re the worst person...”
– Boys Over Flowers
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Last thing my great grandmother said to me before I went back to college: when you come back we can go job hunting together!
me: uhh...
First time she gets a chance since I've been back: Wanna go job hunting with me tomorrow!?
me: uhh.. not really ...
her tonight at dinner: what do you do all day?
me: watch tv?
her: aren't you bored?
me: ... no! I've only been home for four days!
her: I would have thought you'd be bored by now.
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“When conflicts are met on TV shows, directors are excited. A solution always...”
– The World That They Live In
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When you were younger and a friend came round
sodamnrelatable:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
